Grandparents Laugh!

GRAND KIDS ARE GREAT!!!!!

She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful
eyes of
her young granddaughter as she'd done many times before. After she
applied
her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, 'But Gramma,
you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!'

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My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He
asked me how old I was, and I told him '62.' He was quiet for a moment,
and then he asked, '
Did you start at 1?'


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After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old
slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she
heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. Finally, she threw a towel around her head and stormed into
their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left
the room, she heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice, 'Who
was THAT?'


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A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own
childhood was like: 'We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing
made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our
pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods.' The little girl was
wide-eyed, taking this all in. At last she said, 'I sure wish I knew
you sooner!'




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I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I
decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it
was.
She would tell me and was always correct. It
was fun for me, so
I continued. At last she headed for the door,
saying sagely, 'Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some of
these yourself!'

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When my grandson Billy and I entered our vacation cabin, we kept the
lights off until we were inside to keep from attracting pesky insects.
Still, a few fireflies followed us in. Noticing them before I did,
Billy whispered, 'It's no use, Grandpa. The mosquitoes are coming after
us with flashlights.'

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When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, 'I'm not
sure.'
'Look in your underwear, Grandpa,' he advised. 'mine says, I'm four to
six.'


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A second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother,
'Grandma, guess what? We learned how to make babies today.'
The grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool.
'That's interesting,' she said, 'how do you make babies?'
'It's easy,' replied the girl. 'You just change 'y' to 'i' and add
'es'.'

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Children's Logic: 'Give me a sentence about a public servant,' said a
teacher.
The small boy wrote: 'The fireman came down the ladder pregnant.' The
teacher took the lad aside to correct him. 'Do you know what
'pregnant' means?' she asked. 'Sure,' said the young boy confidently.
'It means 'carrying a child'.'

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A nursery school teacher was
delivering a station wagon full of kids
home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat
of the truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children were discussing the
dog's duties:
'They use him to keep crowds back,' said one child.
'No,' said another, 'he's just for good luck.'
A third child brought the argument to a close. 'They use the
dogs,' she said firmly, 'to find the fire hydrants.'


thanks to Char for sending this to me!